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Every buy and sell pays a 6% tax. That tax doesn't buy a Lamborghini — it buys tokenized S&P 500 stock and pays it straight to holders. Hold the meme. Get paid in the index.
MISSION BRIEFING
Most tax tokens send the tax to a "marketing wallet" and you never see it again. SP67 sends it to the market and hands you back the receipt.
6% comes off every buy and every sell. It accumulates in the contract — no discretion, no wallet to trust.
The pot is used to buy tokenized S&P 500 stock. Real index exposure, on-chain, bought on the open market.
It's distributed to holders pro-rata by bag size. Nothing to claim, nothing to stake. It just arrives.
THE TAX
The trade tax is the whole product. Volume is the fuel — the more the chart moves, the more index gets bought and handed back to the people holding.
THE PLAYBOOK
The joke is that it isn't one. Memes are the distribution; the index is the payload. You get the upside of a degen chart and a position in the 500 biggest companies in America bolted to the back of it.
CAMPAIGN
Roadmaps are promises. These are the stages — each one either happens or it doesn't, and you'll be able to see which on-chain.
Launch on BNB Chain, liquidity in, contract verified.
IN PROGRESSTax engine live — first index purchase executed on-chain.
LOCKEDFirst distribution to holders. Public payout ledger goes up on this site.
LOCKEDLive dashboard: total tax collected, index held, total paid out.
LOCKEDListings, tracker integrations, and the part where the chart does the talking.
LOCKEDJOIN THE ORDER
On BNB Smart Chain. Set slippage to at least 7% to clear the 6% tax.
Until an address appears in this box, there is no SP67 contract. Any address you are given anywhere else is not this token.